2 States: The Story of My Marriage
- “The world's most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us. The worst part is, you can't even tell who is who.”
- “Pretty girls behave best when you ignore them. Of course, they have to know you are ignoring them, for otherwise they may not even know you exist.”
- “Jealousy is a rather enjoyable emotion to watch.”
- “Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.”
- “The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.”
- “When a woman comes into your life, things organize themselves.”
- “Forgiving doesn't make the person who hurt you feel better, it makes you feel better.”
- “Sometimes in your life you just meet someone or hear something that nudges you on the right path. And that becomes the best advice. It could just be a bit of commonsense said in a way that resonates with something in you. It's nothing new, but because it connects with you it holds meaning for you.”
Revolution 2020: Love, Corruption, Ambition
- “Don't be serious, be sincere.”
- “Sometimes life is not about what u want to do but what u ought to do”
- “In relationship there are always two types of person: one weaker and the other stronger one. It's never easier to live being as weaker one!”
- “There are two ways of spreading light to be candle, or the mirror that reflects it.”
- “losers, even if they do not have a brain, have a heart.”
- “Life may not offer you the same chance twice.”
- “Sometimes your heart can lead you to a dead end.”
One Night at the Call Center
- "There are four things a person needs for success: a medium amount of intelligence, a bit of imagination, self-confidence and failure."
- "For once you taste failure, you have no fear. You can take risks more easily. Then You don't want to snuggle in your comfort zone anymore-you are ready to fly. And Success is about flying, not snuggling, God said."
- "That was reality, and as is often the case with me, reality sucks.”
The Girl in Room 105
- “Thank you. For showing me what love is all about. And thank you for also teaching me to never love someone too much.”
- “Nowadays, people don’t fall in love. They swipe left and right…”
- When people say ‘I quote’ and pause, they come across as scary-level intellectuals. Let’s face it, nobody wants to mess with the ‘I quote’ types.”
The 3 Mistakes of My Life
- “A 'very good friend' is a dangerous category with Indian girls. From here you can either make fast progress or if you play it wrong, you can go down to the lowest category invented by the Indian women ever - rakhi brother. Rakhi brother really means 'you can talk to me, but don't even freaking think about anything else you bore'.”
- “Admiration passes, love endures.”
- “Life is tough when you are always talking to people smarter than you.”
Five Point Someone: What Not to Do at IIT
- “it is only when one writes a book that one realizes the true power of MSWord, from grammar checks to replace-alls.”
- “The definition of a machine is simple. It is anything that reduces human effort. Anything.”
Half Girlfriend
- “Don't quit. It will happen one day.”
- “Sometimes it is hard to explain why you find a person beautiful.”
- “Girlfriends come and go but, thank God, mothers don’t break up with you.”
- “Girls never tell you anything straight out anyway. You have to interpolate and extrapolate their responses to figure out what’s on their mind.”
- “There are things some people can never understand. There’s no point telling them.”
- "Don’t fall in love with her again, a voice within me warned. You never fell out of love with her, another voice countered with an evil laugh.”
- “Maybe when you start liking people, you start liking everything about them.”
- “High-class people have this concept called space, which means you cannot ask them questions or give them opinions about certain aspects of their life.”
- “An army of intellectual men cannot solve the riddle created by an indecisive woman.”